Girl: My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card.
Boy: I am very happy...
Girl: Don't be too happy...
 If I get an new offer, I will change the sim card.

Boy and girl of class 5 ask teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
eacher replied:"No. Never!
Boy said to girl:
"See, I told you not to worry!!!."

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing,
Girls get the blame,
1 nite in pleasure,
9 months in pain,
One day in hospital
and the junior needs a name...

Neighbour on Top

Man comes home, find neighbour on top of wife,
He rushes out screaming,'what to do?'
If I hit him on head, its murder.
If I hit him on butt, it goes in fyrther.

Adult jokes for Fun

Hai, having some jokes in daily life are always good for health and social interacting. Please join me for this fun session if you come across any funny and healthy adult jokes for everyone.


Here are some adlut jokes for fun to anyone who really enjoy it...

Adult free joke

Old man goes to the doctors. Doctor I think my wife is dead.
Why do you think that, replies the doctor.
Well, the sex is the same but the ironing is stacking up.

Funny free little Jonny joke

Little Jonny says to his mam, is it ok to have a willy?
Yes, said his mum why do you ask
Cos my dads upstairs sweating like mad trying to pull his off,

Happy and Sad

A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at the same time." She replied, "You have the biggest dick out of all your friends."