Girl: My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card.
Boy: I am very happy...
Girl: Don't be too happy...
 If I get an new offer, I will change the sim card.

Boy and girl of class 5 ask teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
eacher replied:"No. Never!
Boy said to girl:
"See, I told you not to worry!!!."

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys do the thing,
Girls get the blame,
1 nite in pleasure,
9 months in pain,
One day in hospital
and the junior needs a name...

Neighbour on Top

Man comes home, find neighbour on top of wife,
He rushes out screaming,'what to do?'
If I hit him on head, its murder.
If I hit him on butt, it goes in fyrther.